Doshte Quotes & Sayings

Did you hear about this genius that got on a plane and set fire to his feet? Turns out he had bombs in his shoes and the problem all started when the flight attendants asked him nicely to extinguish his feet. He was wearing exploding sneakers. The new Nike Air-Jihads! — David Letterman

You have to appear wiser and more prudent than is required by the people you are dealing with if you want to give a high opinion of yourself. — Baltasar Gracian

It is not easy to express the inexpressible, he answered with a laugh. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Reading something from beginning to end. That is reading with love. — Gilles Deleuze

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine. — Artie Lange

An honest politician is an oxymoron. — Mark Twain

That's wonderful, but my mind has been destroyed by alcohol. — Carl Andre

He tried to keep on the right side of power, tried to be loyal to so many things that he himself couldn't tell which one of his selves was the authentic, if any. — Kiran Desai

Whoever has really sacrificed anything, knows that he wanted and got something in return. — Friedrich Nietzsche

If you can't be a populist in Arkansas, you ain't going to be a populist in Washington. — Jim Hightower