Doritoes Quotes & Sayings

Give children kindness, presence, and respect to help them develop a deeper sense of empathy. The art of seeing and meeting others as they are. — Iben Dissing Sandahl

Masochists are people that have pleasure confused with pain. In a world that has television confused with entertainment, doritoes confused with food, and Dan Quayle confused with a national political leader, masochists are clearly less mixed-up than the rest of us. — P. J. O'Rourke

A night spent scraping off the evidence of other people's fun is a wearisome thing. — Alex Marwood

My own life is a fairy tale story - one that has already been written by the hands of God. — Tessa Emily Hall

Let's not cry about it, shall we, Marcy? Let's pray about it instead. — Lessman, Julie

I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig. — Melissa McCarthy