Doorbell Transformer Quotes & Sayings

You can't really predict the future. All you can do is invent it. — Frederik Pohl

There will always be someone trying to beat you first in line, and also the finish line. — Anthony Liccione

Love ... requires that you learn to read the lover in her own language, not translate her into yours. — Steven Heighton

She wanted to say 'I love you like a thunderstorm, like a lion, like a helpless rage' ... — Ken Follett

They call you Medusa. One wrong look and your brain turns to stone. — Alexandra Bracken

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' — Kinky Friedman

Accurately recalling an entire day of fishing is like trying to push smoke back down a chimney, so you settle on these specific moments. — John Gierach

The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over. — Dave Barry

The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor? — Kirstie Collins Brote