Doomwar Comic Quotes & Sayings

Remember those reserves I mentioned? Time to call them up. I pick up the phone and dial. A soothing greets me after the second ring. The perfect combination of strength and comfort, and I answer back. "Hi, Mom." You thought I was calling someone else, didn't you? Deep down - I'm a momma's boy. I'm man enough to admit it. 'And trust me, I'm not the only one. Explains a lot, doesn't it? That's the reason your boyfriend can't manage to get his socks or underwear actually in the hamper-because he grew up with mommy doing it for him. — Emma Chase

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? — Frank Moore Colby

Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers? — Jody Gehrman

You're welcome. I love the bargain book section. I always find some good deals at more than half off the cover price. — Amy Clipston

I bear the dungeon within me; within me is winter, ice, and despair; I have darkness in my soul. — Victor Hugo

I feel like I've been marinated in Australian theatre. — Cate Blanchett

A place we've never looked before?" Alby asked. "What do you think we've been doing for two years — James Dashner

Men wrongly lament the flight of time, blaming it for being too swift; they do not perceive that its passage is sufficiently long, but a good memory, which nature has given to us, causes things long past to seem present. — Leonardo Da Vinci

Nothing could be kept, he thought, everything ran through one's fingers like sand or water. Or time. Perhaps nothing should be kept. A monkish thought that he dismissed. — Kate Atkinson

Stay safety... opps few shoots in the head by killer. You choose this path no way out! — Deyth Banger

Definition is the death of discovery. — Tom Shadyac

The arrow of time obscures memory of both past and future circumstance with innumerable fallacies, the least trivial of which is perception. — Ashim Shanker

Oh, wary, well, I'm wary of the water I drink, it might be poisoned," said Glinda. "That doesn't mean I stop drinking water. — Gregory Maguire

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women. — Alan Jay Lerner

I believe art is utterly important. It is one of the things that could save us. — Mary Oliver