Doofuses Quotes & Sayings

I have known ninety-five of the world's great men in my time, and of these eighty-seven were followers of the Bible. — William E. Gladstone

You are my one and only, for all eternity. — Vicky Dreiling

I am interested in the blueness of the cheese. — Graham Greene

Men are sort of doofuses about sunscreen, and for the most part, women are more inclined to take better care of themselves, but a reminder is always good for everyone. — Landon Donovan

I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland. — Eugene McCarthy

Basically, I'm afraid of everything in life, except filmmaking. — Lars Von Trier

Yoga is for everyone. Personally I believe yoga would benefit anyone's life. It is such an amazing form of exercise and if you practice regularly it really slows your mind down and it helps you to get perspective. It keeps you incredibly fit and really flexible. It helps prevent ailments because you're working all the body. — Jayne Middlemiss

I talk different, I walk different, everything. I don't have one single bad memory [there]. Not one. It was my sanctuary. I hated school, wasn't good in school, and me and my dad butted heads about that. But nothing mattered when I went home to Alabama. — Channing Tatum

One day the Singularity would elevate humans to cybernetic superbeings, and maybe then people would say what they meant.
Probably not, though. — Charlie Jane Anders

Frst of all that I would crave as the richest of heaven's blessings would be wisdom from my Heavenly Father bestowed daily. — Emma Hale