Doodledan86 Quotes & Sayings

You can't say no to hope,
Can't say no to happiness! — Bjork

My sister is coming back in a few weeks. And I have a fake boyfriend I just cheated on. — Jenny Han

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it. — Jeff Foxworthy

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Neil S. Plakcy

The great thing about rejection is that it doesn't matter how many times you get rejected. All that needs to happen is if for one person to tell you 'yes' and then everybody else can go f*** themselves. — Chelsea Handler

According to the ROEs I followed in Iraq, if someone came into my house, shot my wife, my kids, and then threw his gun down, I was supposed to NOT shoot him. I was supposed to take him gently into custody. Would you? — Chris Kyle

My parents are extremely proud of me. — Esha Gupta