Donkeys Funny Quotes & Sayings

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans? — Meg Cabot

All my wife has ever taken from the Mediterranean - from that whole vast intuitive culture - are four bottles of Chianti to make into lamps, and two china condiment donkeys labelled Sally and Peppy. — Peter Shaffer

There's a small island, inhabited in the South Pacific that I will try to swim to. — Peter Arnett

You know that that thing is going to be as crisp and as clean, as many times as you want to watch it. So, I knew that the film was going to be watched multiple times, a lot like with music videos. Music videos aren't designed to be watched once. They're designed to be watched hundreds of times. On a certain level, the film was dream logic-ed, like a music video — Joseph M. Kahn

Everyone wanted to tell their stories and to know where they fit in their own fudoki. She was not that different. — Kij Johnson

This matter is in litigation. All of you know lawyers. They are adamant that you don't say anything. — Connie Chung