Donkersloot And Sons Quotes & Sayings

Dawson shoved away from his desk, stepped — J.D. Robb

Aesthetic and utilitarian considerations aside," I said, "Those mittens don't particularly make sense. Why would you want to hitchhike to the North Pole? Isn't the whole gimmick of Christmas that there's home delivery? You get up there, all you're going to find is a bunch of exhausted, grumpy elves. Assuming, of course, that you accept the mythical presence of a workshop up there, when we all know there isn't even a pole at the North Pole, and if global warming continues, there won't be any ice, either."
"Why don't you just fuck off?" the woman replied. Then she took her mittens and got out of there. — Rachel Cohn

One is reminded of the old joke about the centipede who was asked how he managed to coordinate his 100 legs : He started thinking about it and could never walk properly again. — Paul Krugman

Every child is taught if you try to please everyone, you end up upsetting everyone. — Richard Engel

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down. — George Burns

There's no part of the ceremony where the priest, acting in the place of God, warns the guests not to murder the bridegroom because it might jeopardize the succession. — Orson Scott Card

Nothing is impossible to the human mind when the Lock is removed. — Uell Stanley Andersen

I came on earth for something, I must do something, and I must live and leave not just anything, but something! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

All of us have days in our lives, perhaps three or four at the most, when what we might call disparate events converge. — Dexter Palmer

She was the Judy Garland of American poetry. — James Dickey

Mindy Lujan with her feathered hair, bullying blue-lined eyes, and potty mouth that rivaled Akhil's, managing to use fuck as a verb, an adjective, and a noun, often in the same sentence, as in, "Who the fuck does that fucking fuck think she's fucking with? — Mira Jacob

Many aspects of our screen-bound lives are bad for our social skills simply because we get accustomed to controlling the information that comes in, managing our relationships electronically, deleting stuff that doesn't interest us. We edit the world; we select from menus; we pick and choose; our social 'group' focuses on us and disintegrates without us. This makes it rather confusing for us when we step outdoors and discover that other people's behaviour can't be deleted with a simple one-stroke command or dragged to the trash icon. — Lynne Truss