Dongs Quotes & Sayings

It's a lot harder to get someone OUT of your life than it is to let them IN, so please ... be selective. — Mandy Hale

Nobody touches my ding dongs! — Ray S. Jones

Always remember God is the ultimate nothing can exceed Him. — Ronald Lee Bunch

The program of the ruling elite in Orwell's 1984 was: "A foot stamping on a human face forever!" This is naive and optimistic. No species could survive for even a generation under such program. This is not a program of eternal, or even long-range dominance. It is clearly an extermination program. — William S. Burroughs

Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress. — Argus Hamilton

I'll have a Denver omelet...thank you. — S.C. Stephens

Jacks are home runs. So are dongs, bombs, and big flies. Baseball people express their fondness for a thing by thinking up lots of different ways to say it. — Michael Lewis

Meet the new witch, same as the old bitch. We monkeys have dinged enough dongs to know. — Danielle Paige

Much of what is asserted as true is so asserted, not as a declaration of what the speaker knows but rather as a defence against doubt in the hope that the opposite proposition may be thereby excluded. — Nanamoli Thera

To ask women to become unnaturally thin is to ask them to relinquish their sexuality. — Naomi Wolf

Technology is in fact one of the most exciting things that's happened to museums today - but one has to be careful about where one uses it. For instance, the Internet provides an incredible opportunity. It is a way for us to reach audiences around the world and further our educational mission. — Thomas P. Campbell

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas. — Phil Robertson

A hole ain't nothing either, but you can still break your neck in it. — Sara Donati

When I was six all I could think about was ding-dongs and yo-yos. — Aaron Paul

One of our main purposes in life is to be loving and be kind, but also to cultivate kindness in other's minds. — Debasish Mridha

Aim higher in case you fall short. — Suzanne Collins

Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters."
Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs."
She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs.
"These are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations."
"All natural!" Fleecy chimed in.
"I stand corrected." Frank suddenly felt as queasy as Percy. — Rick Riordan

I see you have Sgiach placed in the middle," Thanatos said.
"Yeah, along with onion rings, Hostess Ding Dongs, and my name," Aphrodite said. — Kristin Cast