Don Keefer Quotes & Sayings

My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out. — Ty Burrell

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. — Maya Rudolph

I'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent rewriter. — James A. Michener

I hardly have any spare time! But when I do, I garden a lot - I love plants and flowers. — Soundarya

If you can modify a cell, it's only a short step to modifying a mouse, and if you can modify a mouse, it's only a step to modifying a higher animal, even man. — Erwin Chargaff

Long strands of drool stretched from between his fangs and dripped on the pavement, sending a heady scent of jasmine to swirl through the air. Perfumed monster spit. What was the world coming to? — Ilona Andrews

If Australia wants an effective United Nations, we have to be comprehensively, not marginally, engaged. — Kevin Rudd

Competitive toughness is an acquired skill and not an inherited gift. — Chris Evert

Never in my life before that moment had I felt a need like this. It was so acute it made my teeth ache. Never had I felt like a bitch in heat, but I did then. I stared at that cock, and I wanted it. Wanted to drop to my knees and beg him for it, any way I could get it, anywhere. — R.K. Lilley