Domestically Dysfunctional Quotes & Sayings

Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; wherever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. — Earl Nightingale

According to the maxims of universal toleration, the Romans protected a superstition which they despised. — Edward Gibbon

Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

The Anglo-Saxons had a great word for the right word, the word that you need right now, when another one simply would not do. That word is wordriht. — Douglas Wilson

I'm afraid you may have to put up with some more," I said, looking at my test tube. A thin line of precipitate had formed between the antiserum and the sample from the crime scene. "It looks like it's human blood." Deborah — Jeff Lindsay

They say that as one grows older one mellows, become more tolerant. Perhaps. Sometimes I think it is more a stripping off, a peeling away of irrelevancies. But somehwere in youth, as childhood is left behind, certain truths about ourselves become apparent, and once we recognise them, we must abide by them. — Molly Izzard

O God, Thy Sea Is So Great And My Boat Is So Small — John F. Kennedy

No perspective is ever really trivial. — Stephenie Meyer

The only positive benefit of the injury to Flintoff may be the end of his captaincy ambitions — Michael Atherton