Dolley Quotes & Sayings

I am accordingly ready; I have pressed as many Cabinet papers into trunks as to fill one carriage; our private property must be sacrificed, as it is impossible to procure wagons for its transportation. — Dolley Madison

Being home schooled is awesome because you can make your own schedule, so as far as time management, it's up to you how much you get done and when you get it done. It's all got to get done; how you do it is up to you. — Jason Dolley

Our private property must be sacrificed. — Dolley Madison

For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal. — Jason Dolley

I have one chocolate Lab named Jasmine. I also had a rat named Sky. — Jason Dolley

Spirits have cravings
they're only human (well, some of them are)
but the amazing thing about these cravings is that they are SLIMMING POSITIVE! That's right, spirits don't crave sugary foods, or fat, or chocolate, or deep-fried carbs. They crave HEALTHY food like raw liver and bugs and those tiny dried-up foods you find in old attics and the better-stocked graveyards. — Chris Dolley

With hacky sack, somebody brought one to recess in sixth grade and it kind of all went downhill from there! The same with the yoyo's! One kid brought a yoyo one day and people started getting them. I just kept at it and found that I really loved it. — Jason Dolley

It is done ... the precious portrait placed in the hands of the gentlemen for safe keeping. — Dolley Madison

Stepford University
one of the leading research university on the PLANET with over THREE MILLION likes on Facebook. That's more than Harvard, and SIX times as many as Stanford. — Chris Dolley

Professor Raylene's ground breaking study found that subjects with Tourrette's Syndrome burned more calories than Lutherans. — Chris Dolley

I would rather fight with my hands than my tongue. — Dolley Madison

It is one of my sources of happiness never to desire a knowledge of other people's business. — Dolley Madison

Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright orange with the 'caution: bank robber on board' bumper sticker — Chris Dolley

If I'm on a show, then that's my favorite channel. — Jason Dolley

I went to a pretty small school from the beginning all the way up, so I knew everyone, everyone knew me. — Jason Dolley

The Possession Diet. It's fast. It works. It introduces you to new, healthier foods. And it's almost never fatal. — Chris Dolley

My first job was an AFI short film, 'Chasing Daylight,' when I was 11, and I made a couple of commercials that never aired. — Jason Dolley

I think faith helps me a lot. God wants you to be where He wants you to be, and that's where I want to be. If I do not get a part, I understand that maybe I needed to be home at that time, maybe in school; there's always a reason. My faith is also where my core friends are, at my church, a faith-based friendship. — Jason Dolley

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. — Dolley Madison

Honestly, I would think I would go way back to Biblical times and be one of the guys who saw Jesus' Sermon on the Mount. It would be so cool to see what he was really like in person. — Jason Dolley

You may imagine me the very shadow of my husband. — Dolley Madison

And now, dear sister, I must leave this house or the retreating army will make me a prisoner in it by filling up the road I am directed to take. — Dolley Madison

'Hatching Pete' was so much fun. Mitchel Musso and Jason Dolley, as well as Josie Loren, who was also in '17 Again' with Sterling and Zac Efron and Matthew Perry are in it. We just had a blast filming. — Tiffany Thornton

One of my favorite comedies is 'Three Amigos!' Oh my gosh, me and my brother quote that all the time. — Jason Dolley

When I shall again write to you, or where I shall be tomorrow, I cannot tell. — Dolley Madison

I grew up in Southern California, Simi Valley. I've lived in the same house all my life. — Jason Dolley

When I was on 'Complete Savages,' the cast sometimes found themselves running from a mob of girls. There is nothing quite like that. — Jason Dolley

This is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three for a helicopter. Press four for a pizza — Chris Dolley

Two messengers covered with dust come to bid me fly, but I wait for him. — Dolley Madison

He likens the physical being to a car, and the spiritual being to the driver. And possession is like carrying a passenger who shares the driving. And occasionally takes the car out for a spin without telling you. And maybe ties you up and stuffs you in the trunk. — Chris Dolley

Clinical trials have proven that projectile vomiting is up to FOUR times more efficient than ordinary vomiting. You don't even have to run to the bathroom! With practice, and careful placement of your chair within thirty feet
and line of sight
of your bathroom, you can project your lunch from the comfort of your armchair. — Chris Dolley