Doktorun Kisaltmasi Quotes & Sayings

By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire. — John Cleese

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and coke. — Paolo Di Canio

Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To begin, it is narrated by Death! — Gabrielle Zevin

There's a second life involved. No matter what your position is on abortion or the death penalty, you shouldn't put a pregnant woman to death. — George H. W. Bush

The mind is not designed to grasp the laws of probability, even though the laws rule the universe. — Steven Pinker

To keep your he-man jaw muscles from smashing your precious teeth, the only set you have, the body evolved an automated braking system faster and more sophisticated than anything on a Lexus. The jaw knows its own strength. The faster and more recklessly you close your mouth, the less force the muscles are willing to apply. — Mary Roach

Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer. — David Letterman

Nicolas Sarkozy said he could see a wave rising. For once he was right. The wave's coming; it's high, its strong, and it's going to smack him in the face. — Francois Hollande

Creativity is a gift to the creator, not just a gift to the audience). — Elizabeth Gilbert

It is better to control oneself, if one can, and not hit back. But on certain occasions, it is imperative to defend oneself. I don't think it's fair to ask anybody not to defend herself or himself. — Maya Angelou

When I got out of high school, I thought, I'll take a year or two off and play the clubs, get this out of my system, and then go to med school. — Gregg Allman

At forty feet, the sky is entirely black, but now starlight bleeds faintly down into the forest from between rushing gray clouds. — Ned Hayes

Some of the most radiant Christians I have ever met were "wheelchair" saints. May God give you grace to "triumph in affliction. — Billy Graham

Nobody likes the "A" word, but everyone ages. You can have an aging in place master suite that looks like a resort hotel, rather than a rehab hospital room. — Jamie Gold