Dojencek Quotes & Sayings

Something as unique as 'Scrubs' is a tough act to follow. It's hard to find something that good that you want to really make a commitment to. — Judy Reyes

I deserve this shrimp. Born to people who clearly shouldn't have reproduced, I date my best friend and turn him gay, date another man who doesn't know he's gay, almost have dinner with a third man who's more interested in his reflection than me, and land on a yeti who turns out to be a millionaire playboy.

"I lost the man I thought of as a father, had my thirtieth birthday party minus any family, and now I'm being dissed in the gossip rags. I am only human and I can take no more, so, yes, I have consumed my body weight in wine and I plan on eating this whole goddamn plate of shrimp. — L.A. Fiore

People don't cry when they lose their hope. They cry when they get it back. — Martha Beck

I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing by me. I smashed five saloons with rocks before I ever took a hatchet. — Carry Nation

Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse. — Larry Wall

Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant. — E.W. Howe

My tongue is my enemy. Brothers — Leo Tolstoy

the shoulder I built up in Japan. Since I came to the major leagues, I couldn't train my own way, so now I've lost all those savings." Farrell — Terry Francona

You are a language I am no longer fluent in
but still remember how to read. — Ashe Vernon

My guiltiest pleasure is ... chocolates with strawberry cream and trashy television - 'Geordie Shore,' 'Katie,' etc. — Ellie Goulding

You say a new era in art is preparing; you sensed it coming; continue your studies without weakening. God will do the rest. — Paul Cezanne

The best bosses understand the people working for them. That's the first component: what makes my people tick? What are they in it for? — Donny Deutsch