Dodge Cummins Funny Quotes & Sayings

When she spread her wings and leaped screeching into the air she had not the slightest doubt that every hand below her would stretch to catch her. And if one could leap from a height with no fear of falling, could one not be said to possess the secret of flight? Just like a bird, just like a god. — David Anthony Durham

Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun. — Jeff Sampson

If people don't sleep with me I just rape them. Because right is not given but taken. — M.F. Moonzajer

My own skin-care ritual is quite simple and straightforward; I don't like a lot of fuss, surprisingly. My products are designed to make you look and feel better. I think there are a lot of men out there who want and need the same products. — Tom Ford

Because of their low earnings and family obligations, Latinas would not be putting much money into private investment accounts. An average Latina could wind up losing thousands of dollars under this proposal. — Grace Napolitano

He had to give humans credit where it was due - they did seem to have a knack for building interesting places for cats to explore. — Jim Butcher

It rankled her that people richer than she were so often less worthy and attractive. More slobbish and louty. Comfort could be found in being poorer than people who were smart and beautiful. But to be less affluent than these T-shirted, joke-cracking fatsos- — Jonathan Franzen