Doctored Video Quotes & Sayings

Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don't quit until you reach it. Never quit. — Bear Bryant

Jail didn't make me find God, He's always been there. They can lock me up, but my spirit and my love can never be confined to prison walls. — Lil' Wayne

Mercy to animals means mercy to mankind. — Henry Bergh

Without resistance you can do nothing. — Jean Cocteau

I had spent my entire career not wanting to talk about weight, not wanting to deal with it, wanting to be an actor first. — Sara Rue

My dad's primary emotion is regret. It's like he made some giant mistake in his past, like he took a wrong turn, and instead of ending up wherever he was supposed to be, he ended up in this life [...] instead. — Nicola Yoon

When I was about four, people used to walk up to my mom and say I should be in commercials. — Zachary Gordon

I mean, you have to be able - you have to have made the commitment within yourself to do whatever it takes to get the job done and to try to inspire other people to do it, because obviously the first rule is you can't do it by yourself. — James Cameron

You are the makers of your own fortunes. You make yourselves suffer, you make good and evil, and it is you who put your hands before your eyes and say it is dark. Take your hands away and see the light. — Swami Vivekananda

Haven't we outgrown all this tired irony? Weren't we supposed to give up acting twenty-two forever? — Bret Easton Ellis

I'm quite sure that no court is telling anybody that they cannot say whatever they want to say. — Chris Christie

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. — Steven Wright

It was a delicious meal
skim milk, wheat middlings, leftover pancakes, half a doughnut, the rind of a summer squash, two pieces of stale toast, a third of a gingersnap, a fish tail, one orange peel, several noodles from a noodle soup, the scum off a cup of cocoa, an ancient jelly roll, a strip of paper from the lining of the garbage pail, and a spoonful of raspberry jello. — E.B. White