Doctor Who Eleventh Doctor Funny Quotes & Sayings

Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding! — Bane

I'd like to be your safe place to land, when life gets tough, or if ever you should fall. I want to be there for you, to ease your load and carry your burden. — Deborah Ann

Though you thrust a knife at my eyes, I will not flinch. — Lynn Flewelling

Recognize that both men and women might be more comfortable opening up to a woman than a man. Use that to your advantage. — Ivy Meeropol

Well, you're lucky, that's all. Even if he is a vamp now. You must be pretty used to all sorts of weird stuff, being a Shadowhunter, so I bet it doesn't faze you.
"It fazes me," Clary said, more sharply then she'd intended. "I'm not Jace."
The smirk widened. " No one is. And I get the feeling he knows it.
"Whats that supposed to mean?"
"Oh, you know. Jace reminds me of an old boyfriend. Some guys look at you like they want sex. Jace looks at you like you've already had sex, it was great, and now you're just friends- even though you want more. Drives girls crazy. You know what i mean?
Yes, Clary thought. "No." she said. — Cassandra Clare

I understand, gentlemen," John Kennedy said. "If you find that life it's not easy, let me tell you, death is worse. — Pierre Marshesso

What happens if you are the last (the very, very last) of your species, and you die - and humans notice? We live, increasingly, at a time when extinctions are recorded, remembered, and the last animal (or plant) in its line, by virtue of its being last, becomes a kind of celebrity. Its finality becomes a thing to honor. — Robert Krulwich

In life, you get what you believe you deserve. — Jay Samit

The liberty of man consists solely in this, that he obeys the laws of nature because he has himself recognized them as such, and not because they have been imposed upon him externally by any foreign will whatsoever, human or divine, collective or individual. — Mikhail Bakunin

I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one. — Mark Twain

The only thing we should prohibit is violence. — Ron Paul

It's way beyond ironic that a place called the Holy Land is the location of the fiercest, most deeply felt hatred in the world. And it makes for wonderful theater. — George Carlin

I'm getting too elderly to travel the length of the country for a free hangover. — Rosamunde Pilcher

There are many stages of grief. — Jennifer Aniston

The bad poet is usually unconscious where he ought to be conscious, and conscious where he ought to be unconscious. — T. S. Eliot