Dobereiner Quotes & Sayings

Golf is the loneliest of games, not excluding postal chess. — Peter Dobereiner

Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs. — Peter Dobereiner

People shouldn't be ashamed of what they are. And it will help them, to gain self esteem and confidence. — M.F. Moonzajer

Not a week goes by without my learning something new about golf. That means, of course, that I was ignorant of eight things about golf two months ago. Extend that process back nearly twenty years and the result is an impressive accumulation of ignorance. — Peter Dobereiner

I have a feeling, one of those gut feelings, that I'll make pretty good movies the rest of my life. — Paul Thomas Anderson

I am a very even-keeled guy. — Richard Mourdock

I wake up thinking: What am I reading? What will I read next? I'm terrified that I'll run out, that I will read through all I want to, and be forced to learn wildflowers at last, to keep awake. — Annie Dillard

Rule One: Whenever a spectator seeks out a really good vantage point and settles down on shooting stick or canvas chair, the tallest and fattest golf watcher on the course will take up station directly in front. — Peter Dobereiner

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting. — Peter Dobereiner

I am so not kissing you tonight," she informed him.
He chuckled softly. And if she thought his smile was
dangerous, his chuckle should've been classified as a biological
weapon. Sin in a sound wave.
"But now you're thinking about what it would be like, ain't
you?" he said.
"Only my stupid parts. — Jamie Farrell