Dktor Bakhtyar Quotes & Sayings

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. — Don Rickles

If God had intended for women to wear slacks, He would have constructed them differently. — Emily Post

We are always searching for God afar off, when all the while He is nearer to us than our own soul. — Hazrat Inayat Khan

That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with funny accents and odd rituals, and we get into trouble. — Cyrus Broacha

Drink it, he told himself. You have nothing to fear. As was — Dan Brown

Robert Oppenheimer used to tell of the pioneer mysteries of building reliable Geiger counters that had low background noise. Among his friends, he said, there were two schools of thought. One school firmly held that the final step before one sealed off the Geiger tube was to peel a banana and wave the skin three times, sharply to the left.
The other school was equally confident that success would follow if one waved the banana peel twice to the left and then, once, smartly to the right. (My counters were unbelievably bad because I didn't use either of these techniques.) — Luis W. Alvarez