Diwali 2015 Funny Quotes & Sayings

Joy is not the result of getting what you want; it is the way to get what you want. In the deepest sense, joy is what you want. — Alan Cohen

My eye muscles hurt now when I read our MasterCard bill. — Geoffrey Rush

The experience of experience is untransmittable. — E.L. Doctorow

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. — John Hodgman

Guests arrived at the castle first in a trickle, then in droves, as the week celebrating the twelfth Earl of Drennan's peerage approached. — Beverly Adam

Truth is a risky proposition. It's the nature of mediocre human beings to believe that lies are necessary, that they serve a purpose, that truth is subversive, that candor is dangerous, that the very scaffold of communal life is supported by lies. — Anne Rice

If the church of today does not recapture the sacrificial spirit of the early church, it will lose its authentic ring, forfeit the loyalty of millions, and be dismissed as an irrelevant social club with no meaning for the twentieth century. — Martin Luther King Jr.

We are asleep. Our Life is a dream. But we wake up sometimes, just enough to know that we are dreaming. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

We've been playing chess with this iPhone app. He hasn't made a move in so long our last game got forfeited. Ten days, or something like that."
"You two play chess on your phones?" Ty asked.
"Yeah." Zane shrugged. — Abigail Roux

The sharpest sting of adversity it borrows from our own impatience. — George Horne

Sometimes thinking gets in the way of doing. — Robert McCammon

He told me that he thinks he and the other proven directors have a responsibility to be teachers - that this should be a central part of their jobs, even as they continue to make their own films. — Ed Catmull

I was trained to get an A in life from everyone, so I never learned how to take care of myself even if I had a right to. — Felicia Day

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. — Walter Annenberg