Diwali 2013 Funny Quotes & Sayings

Neurophysiologists will not likely find what they are looking for, for that which they are looking for is that which is looking. — Keith Floyd

Nothing about me scares him, because he's always able to match it. We're two peas in a fucked-up pod. — Nenia Campbell

I am willing to work with anyone that wants to do what is best for this country. — Allen West

The L Word reaffirmed that good storytelling has a way of creating community. Fans everywhere have been connecting with each other online, in public and at home-viewing parties. — Jennifer Beals

Geologists have usually had recourse for the explanation of these changes to the supposition of sundry violent and extraordinary catastrophes, cataclysms, or general revolutions having occurred in the physical state of the earth's surface. — George Julius Poulett Scrope

Let's be healthy big people. Everybody can't be a size 0 or 45, but let's be healthy. — Mo'Nique Imes-Jackson

I'd rather call prose poems something else, for clarity - something like "poetic prose," prose that contains a quality of poetry, but not poems. — Pattiann Rogers

Never, if you can possibly help it, write a novel. It is, in the first place, a thoroughly unsocial act. It makes one obnoxious to one's family and to one's friends. One sits about for many weeks, months, even years, in the worst cases, in a state of stupefaction. — Pearl S. Buck

There is no good or evil, save in the way you see the world. There is no dark or light save in your own. — Juliet Marillier