Divinitatea Maternitatii Quotes & Sayings

Things rarely get fixed the way they need to be. — David Levithan

My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High ... the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy ... I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers. — Eminem

When the day of recompense comes, our only regret will be that we have done so little for Him, not that we have done too much. — George Muller

The type of nothing from which something can arise is truly something. — John K. Brown

The first duty of every soul is to find not its freedom but its Master. — P.T. Forsyth

In the seventeenth year of my age my mother died. — William Lilly

Because all seven-year-olds deserve superheroes. And anyone who doesn't agree needs their head examined. — Fredrik Backman

We plan to avoid cupids," Mr. Audley said.
"Cupids?" Amelia echoed. Good heavens, he did move from topic to topic.
He shrugged. "I have discovered that I am not fond of them."
How could anyone not be fond of cupids? — Julia Quinn

If money affects who you love, then it isn't really love. — Garth Stein

I think of the Ramones when I think of music that can save your life, but I'm not so sure about a band like Fall Out Boy who appears to make music in vein or that, at least, doesn't sound like something they would die for. — Shingai Shoniwa

You only had to choose which me to talk to, for, you know, we all change our manners, depending on who has come to chat. One doesn't behave at all the same way to a grandfather as to a bosom friend, to a professor as to a curious niece. — Catherynne M Valente

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage. — Zach Galifianakis