Diversions Grand Quotes & Sayings

Luckily I'm on prescription drugs that prevent me from worrying about anything too much. — Alissa Nutting

PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope. — Ambrose Bierce

Hey bands, you're all welcome to fly me to some exotic location and I'll record you there, Y'know that right? You don't have to come to this God forsaken place. Hope I can visit you all in Australia one of these days that would be hot! We'll talk again soon. — Jim Diamond

I wonder if you can taste the bullsh*t that's coming out of your mouth. — Habeeb Akande

Pukka sahib or rank outsider
gentleman or bounder
and it's accent, accent, all the way. — Christina Stead

As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet — Al Gore

I need something to compare this to. Could I please have a microsecond? — Grace Hopper

I'm not blind, okay? On a purely physical level? Yeah, you're pretty sexy
and that suit you have to wear all the time doesn't hurt. But even if you didn't have that 'I kill you if I touch you' thing going on, you are definitely not my type. And more importantly, I'm not some perverted asshole," he says. "I take my job seriously. I get real shit done in this world, and I like to think people respect me for it. — Tahereh Mafi