Ditzel Turkeys Quotes & Sayings

The first two sentences are hard to understand, but make some kind of sense. The last sentence is merely rearranged but makes no natural sense at all. (This is all assuming it makes some sort of sense for an old lady to be swallowing cats in the first place, which is patently absurd, but it turns out she swallowed a goat too, not to mention a horse, so we'll let the cat pass without additional comment.) — Tom Stafford

Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man. — Khalil Gibran

As the horsepower in modern automobiles steadily rises, the congestion of traffic steadily lowers the average possible speed of your car. This is known as Progress. — Sydney J. Harris

Writing has to be an obsession - it's only for those who say, 'I'm not going to do anything else.' — Lorrie Moore

Racial pride and self-dignity were emphasized in my family and community. — Rosa Parks

The Gulf of Mexico, they believe, is a huge asteroid. That was an impact zone, you know that? Yeah, for that big a thing to actually hit our globe, it would have had to adjusted the spin, the axis. — Ridley Scott

There's beauty in people who reinvent themselves. Actors live a thousand lives, as do hackers ... the personality can play around forever. — Shia Labeouf

If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun. — Marlo Morgan

If you're working for a good company and you're happy there, and you're being compensated accordingly, and your work satisfies you, you should stay there. — Robert Kiyosaki

Global interconnectedness has led to the emergence of a new political power, that of consumers and their associations. It is good for people to realize that purchasing is always a moral - and not simply economic - act. — Pope Benedict XVI

There is some schedule showing what you (need) to do to get Iraqis standing up and defending themselves which is now suddenly beginning to happen, so there are some signs of progress. — John F. Kerry

We are ignorant of the meaning of the dragon in the same way that we are ignorant of the meaning of the universe; but there is something in the dragon's image that fits man's imagination, and this accounts for the dragon's appearance in different places and periods. — Jorge Luis Borges

A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it's really hard to catch. — Charles M. Blow