Ditta Lane Quotes & Sayings

Nissan is recalling almost 135,000 Infiniti G35s to address an airbag problem. When Toyota heard that, they said, 'Airbags! I knew we forgot something.' — Jimmy Fallon

You will probably have but a short time to live. Before you launch into eternity, it behooves you to improve the time that may be allowed you in this world: it behooves you most seriously to reflect upon your past conduct; to repent of your evil deeds, to be incessant in prayers to the great and merciful God to forgive your manifold transgressions and sins, to teach you to rely upon the merit and passion of a dear Redeemer. — Thomas McKean

To become rich is easy. Much harder is to solve the riddles of of the heart. — Publilius Syrus

In all of history, we have found just one cure for error - a partial antidote against making and repeating grand, foolish mistakes, a remedy against self-deception. That antidote is criticism. — David Brin

Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table.
"I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't finished eating yet. — Colleen Hoover

In many cases for an actor it's a comfortable position to be in. But it's harder to fail as a director. — Jean Dujardin

Did you know - and studies prove this - that 98 percent of all the Visine in this country runs down the side of people's faces? — George Miller

Nothing ever seems straightforward in Venice, least of all its romances. — Roger Ebert

Considering how long it's been since I said it, I would've assumed I'd be more rusty. Well, that and the fact that the last time I was talking to a horse. — Jessica Bird

Knowledge is the only instrument of production that is not subject to diminishing returns. — John Maurice Clark