Ditchburn Soccer Quotes & Sayings

Homo sapiens is one of the few species on earth that care if they're seen having sex. The impala is unconcerned. The dingo roundly flaunts it. A masturbating chimpanzee will stare straight at you. To any creature other than you and I and 6 billion other privacy-needing H. sapiens, sex is like peeling a mango or scratching your ear. It's just something you do sometimes. — Mary Roach

I always wanted to make a three-record set. 'Sign o' the Times' was originally supposed to be a triple album, but it ended up as a double. — Prince

Whenever something serious happens, you're supposed to count yourself lucky and be happy. — Harry Mulisch

The guy's got a CCI sheet so long it begins with 'Call me Ishmael. — James Patterson

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. — Noel Fielding

Suffering, if it is accepted together, borne together, is joy. — Mother Teresa

We are the creators of our own happiness and suffering, for everything originates in the mind. — Dalai Lama

I don't think anyone has ever announced running for president that they want to change the Bill of Rights. — George Will

The bond market is debating with itself what the intent of the Fed is. I don't think the Fed has a multi-step process. They are taking it step by step. — Paul McCulley

She thought so hard all the time. Always writing, writing. I think it was a mercy killing. She asked him to kill her and he did. And then, of course, yes, he ate her. — David Cronenberg