Distributional Analysis Quotes & Sayings

Dear God, I don't want to have invented my faith to satisfy my weakness. I don't want to have created God to my own image as they're so fond of saying. Please give me the necessary grace, oh Lord, and please don't let it be as hard to get as Kafka made it. — Flannery O'Connor

We humans, once we have become emotionally invested in a homeplace, a prized personal possession, or, especially, in another person, find it immensely difficult to give them up ... Because they were made at a time of life when we were utterly dependent on them, the love attachments of infancy have inordinate power over us, more than any other emotional investment. — Louise J. Kaplan

We live in a world of easy friendships - people here for you when it's easy, 'so-sorry-but-I-have-an-errand-to-do-now' when it's not. — Marianne Williamson

I'm a huge gamer. — Taran Killam

Normal is boring and safe. So, deviate from the norm because the greatest advances in humankind's history have come from people embracing their inner A. B. Normal. — Karl Pippart III

Doom hits the same frequencies that polytonic Buddhist chanting does, which is very hypnotic and makes time relative when listening. — Mike Scheidt

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once. — Tallulah Bankhead

What is suffering? I'm not sure what it is, but I know that suffering is the name we give to the origin of all the sighs, screams, and groans - small and large, crude and multifaceted - that concern us. The word defines our gaze even more than what we are looking at. — Jonathan Safran Foer

A quiet heart is content with what God gives. It is enough. All is grace. — Elisabeth Elliot

We change into our bathing suits, both of us pale like larvae, and then we walk down to the water. — Melissa Bank

I hate parties. I don't like big crowded things. — Jennifer Jason Leigh