Distasteful Funny Quotes & Sayings

So that the executive and legislative branches of the national government depend upon, and emanate from the states. Every where the state sovereignties are represented; and the national sovereignty, as such, has no representation. — Joseph Story

I deeply regret the damage my original case caused women. I want the Supreme Court to examine the evidence and have a spirit of justice for women and children. — Norma McCorvey

Fashion fades...style is eternal"
Yves St Laurent — Nicole Jenkins

I've always been motivated more by negative comments than by positive ones. I know what I do well. Tell me what I don't do well. — Abby Wambach

Don't hit the person across from you with bits of toast, And don't, when dinner is nearly through, say 'Who's the host' It isn't done. — Cole Porter

Settle down, Princess. It's not my first time. — Ilona Andrews

Ladies, I'll let you in on a lil secret: guys don't notice your nails. — Beau Mirchoff