Dissaving Shorts Quotes & Sayings

What happened?" she breathed, staring at me.
"I got hit in the face with a pie," I said.
Mags stopped, blinking. "You got ... hit in the face with a pie," she repeated. "I ... what? I'm sorry, but I've been in charge of this Library for a long time. I've seen a lot of really ridiculous things. I lived in Wales. And there is no way being hit with a pie should have turned you human."
"It was a really evil pie," I said. — Seanan McGuire

I feel sometimes an American artist must feel, like a baseball player or something - a member of a team writing American history.. — Willem De Kooning

Clearly the path of mitzvot is a form of meditation. The intention to act impeccably requires complete dedication and unwavering attention. I was also impressed with LUzzato's insistence that mitzvot practice is joyful. — Sylvia Boorstein

We live in grief for having left the womb, for having left the teat, then school, then home. In my case, it was leaving marriages, and the death of my wife. — William Shatner

It is not our business to make the message acceptable, but to make it available. We are not to see that they like it, but that they get it. — Vance Havner

Bees will not work except in darkness;
Thought will not work except in Silence;
neither will Virtue Work except in secrecy. — Maurice Maeterlinck

Horniness is just a mental state with a physical repercussion. — Bink Cummings

One more drink and you're dead. This is no way to talk to a suicide head. — Charles Bukowski

Eventually I learned to reject this advice. Somehow, I figured out that it was easier for me to resist certain temptations by never giving in to them. — Gretchen Rubin