Disrespectfully Drunk Quotes & Sayings

I wish I had spent more time at the office. — Paul Tsongas

I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you've probably misunderstood what I've said. — Alan Greenspan

When you're writing you're affected by everything that's going on around you. — Steve Diggle

I am a 36-year-old person with breast cancer, and not many people know that that happens to women my age or women in their 20s. This is my opportunity now to go out and fight as hard as I can for early detection. — Christina Applegate

It took me six months to redeem myself at least to have another chance to at least have her get to know me and let her know I was at least a decent guy and to give me a shot. And here we are, we've been married seven years. — Drew Brees

Yeah, I'm insensitive. So is life. DEAL with it. — Neal Boortz

I can't hear anything, John. Please, would you put on your headphones? — Connie Sellecca

Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape. — Jim Gaffigan

Well, you know, one lawyer says I'm the only witness and I'm not credible. Another lawyer says this witness - there's tons of evidence that's been available for years. — Patty Hearst

I think plenty of games - from 'Thief' to 'Zelda' - have shown that sneaking around can be fun. — Warren Spector

This universe and all it is connected with will come to an end. Entropy carries us towards the inevitable omega point, that is why entropy exists. — Peter F. Hamilton

Men should have more time with their newborn babies. — Megyn Kelly

There are babies a span long in hell. — John Calvin

Anything that might be — Jeff Shaara

They say the shoe can always fit, no matter whose foot it's on. These days feel like I'm squeezing in 'em. Who ever wore 'em before just wasn't thinking big enough, I'm about to leave 'em with 'em — Drake