Disorienting Flashlight Quotes & Sayings

Every time Europe looks across the Atlantic to see the American Eagle, it observes only the rear end of an ostrich. — H.G.Wells

Veal! Trust these bloated plutocrats to eat the flesh of poor, newly-born calves! — Sally Wentworth

Iggy Pop is God, if God looked half that good with his shirt off. — Kate Christensen

Is there any way to check and see if Nick and Daisy were ever at Hecate? They must have had different names or you'd remember them."
I don't know why I was holding out hope that Dad would be all, "Why, yes, let me check the Hecate Enrollment Roster 9000 computer database." Those lists were probably written on pieces of parchment with quill feathers. — Rachel Hawkins

Hearing that I'd come so close to dying should've terrified me, but all I could muster up was a weary This day sucks. — Jeaniene Frost

The other major kind of computer is the "Apple," which I do not recommend, because it is a wuss-o-rama New-Age computer you basically just plug in and use. — Dave Barry

Some things benefit from shocks; they thrive and grow when exposed to volatility, randomness, disorder, and stressors and love adventure, risk, and uncertainty. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

He who imagines he can do without the world deceives himself much; but he who fancies the world cannot do without him is still more mistaken. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Fear is the root of all evil. Better live a single day fearlessly than living a long but fearful life. Especially, never fear another human being. Fear is the root of all relationship problems. — His Holiness Divas

For many of us, the happiest future is one that's precisely like the past, except a little better — Seth Godin

I helped you because you're new, and because when there's two people in a cell then there's only a fifty percent chance they'll take you. — Alexander Gordon Smith