Dislodgement Of Endotracheal Tube Quotes & Sayings

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be. — Will Cuppy

Do not antagonize the cops, I told myself. Repeat if necessary: Do not antagonize the cops. — Gillian Flynn

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen. — Mitch Hedberg

Love is always a prison. — Cornelia Funke

So long as people expect paintings to be simply coloured photographs they get no individuality and, in the case of portraits, no characterisation. — William Dobell

Success is never getting to the bottom of your to-do list. — Marissa Mayer

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom. — Nicole Sullivan