Disjointedly Quotes & Sayings

There's this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what's happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show. — Gavin McInnes

What do you think of Chicago?
Well, the telephone operator woke me up today and said, 'Good morning, Miss Lee. It's eight o'clock, and three below zero. — Harper Lee

Our zeal works wonders, whenever it supports our inclination toward hatred, cruelty, ambition. — Michel De Montaigne

We are always talking about being together, and yet whatever we invent destroys the family, and makes us wild, touchless beasts feeding on technicolor prairies and rivers. — Edward Dahlberg

I was thinking about how disjointedly time seemed to flow in Forks, passing in a blur at times, with single images standing out more clearly than others. And then, at other times, every second was significant, etched in my mind. I knew exactly what caused the difference, and it disturbed me. — Stephenie Meyer

There is a certain feeling of comfort and safety that one gets by conforming and obeying. Believing that things are in someone else's hands, and having trust that someone else will make things right, is a way to avoid responsibility. — Larken Rose

Yes, I am confusing literature with life. I'm declaring my own ordinary life to be a work of literature. — Tadeusz Konwicki

Five minutes after we die, we'll know exactly how much we should have given rather than kept. — Randy Alcorn

His eyes narrowed to slits.
Power passed over her, intensifying her desire for him. She moaned and rotated her hips against him. What will you do with me now? — Lia Davis

It hasn't seemed like home since you left, he said, kissing my lips. — Jamie McGuire

What man is happy? He who has a healthy body, a resourceful mind, and a docile nature. — Thales

The answer to the question What really works? is simple: Nothing really works, at least not all the time. That's not the nature of the business world. But that insight, however accurate, isn't of much comfort. Management — Philip M. Rosenzweig

Be strong, be bold! — Lailah Gifty Akita

Everything bleeds into everything and fiction is just this funny desperate little attempt to staunch the bleeding. — Meghan Lamb

Suddenly the world has run amok and left you alone and sane behind — Wole Soyinka

When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself — Earl Nightingale