Disembarrassing Quotes & Sayings

I would find it very strange to be on the road without my family. It's really second nature to me. — Kasey Chambers

We have the only cookbook in the world that has partial differential equations in it. — Nathan Myhrvold

Truly good people are not aware of their goodness, And are therefore good. — Lao-Tzu

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11. — Joe Bob Briggs

I wish I could look back and say that I have learned to love as much as I loved to learn. But if I like, there could be a cauldron boiling for me in hell tomorrow, and who can assure me tomorrow is not already on my doorstep, now that I am as old as an oak tree, and still not consigned to the grave? — Elif Shafak

Brett Favre likes to tell stories. — Stephen Rodrick

If you think black people have a motivation problem, open up a Wal-Mart and advertise a thousand jobs. Watch 5,000 people show up. — Jesse Jackson

It seemed as though he had a fundamental belief that the merit of his argument depended on the strength of his feelings about the matter, and since he always felt uncontrollably passionate about everything, then clearly he was always right. — John Cleese