Discrete Stoner Quotes & Sayings

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. — Salman Rushdie

Of course he shouldn't, but he'll never change his ways. Are you going to take out your disapproval on his children? — Harper Lee

If the discussion centres on the essential principle of the E.U., the free movement of people and the ability to make decisions together, in that case, we don't want treaty change. — Francois Hollande

Leola Mae Harmon. I saw a movie about her on the Lifetime channel. Leola was an air force nurse who was in a car accident and the lower part of her face got all mangled, but then Armand Assante, who plays a plastic surgeon, said he could fix her. Leola had to endure hours of painful reconstructive surgery, during which her husband left her because she didn't have any lips (which I guess is why the movie is called Why Me?). Armand Assante said he would make her a new pair of lips, only the other air force doctors didn't like the fact that he wanted to make them out of skin from Leola's vagina. But he did it anyway, and then he and Leola got married and worked together to help give other accident victims vagina lips. And the whole thing turned out to have been based on a true story. — Meg Cabot

Is not he imprudent, who, seeing the tide making haste towards him apace, will sleep till the sea overwhelms him? — John Tillotson

The truth is not simply visible to the naked eyes, not any more. When people believe so much in media reports, history itself may conceal the truth only the chosen ones can see. — Aishah Madadiy

The cork was in the bottle. He and the Atropos were trapped. — C.S. Forester

Homemade Mouthwash Equipment needed: Measuring Spoon, Measuring Cup, Eye Dropper, Pint Jar w/ Lid Ingredients: 8 oz of filtered water (or water that has been boiled and cooled) 1 tsp of baking soda 4 drops of Peppermint Essential Oil 4 drops of Tea Tree Oil 5 drops of liquid stevia (if desired) 1 tsp of vodka (if desired) Directions: Place all of the ingredients into the jar. Apply lid and shake to mix. Shake well before each use. — Roxy's Recipes

Begin at the beginning, go on until the end, then stop. — Mark Twain

School is very conformist, and one of the very first conforming that goes on in preschool and kindergarten is gender. — Dan Savage

For nature, destitute of the Holy Spirit, is impelled by that same evil spirit which impelled wicked Cain. If, however, there were in any one those ample powers, or that free will, by which a man might defend himself against the assaults of Satan, these gifts would most assuredly have existed in Cain, to whom belonged the birthright and the promise of the blessed seed. But in that very same condition are all men! Unless nature be helped by the Spirit of God, it cannot maintain itself. Why, then, do we absurdly boast of free-will? — Martin Luther