Dischinger Quotes & Sayings

Leave Christ out? O my brethren, better leave the pulpit out altogether. If a man can preach one sermon without mentioning Christ's name in it, it ought to be his last, certainly the last that any Christian ought to go to hear him preach. — Charles Spurgeon

As individuals, we are all just a life in a day of Wednesday. — Gillibran Brown

The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No one thinks it's funny, whether you have it or you don't. Money is just something no one seems to like joking about. — Anthony Jeselnik

I like a good challenge. And I like to feel that I'm always learning something new. — Hannah Fidell

He glanced beside him then patted at his round shoulders. "Want to come up here?" "What, on your shoulders?" He grinned and shrugged. "Yeah, why not? Everyone else is doing it." The idea of a 5'9" girl sitting on a 6'4" guy made me want to laugh. We'd be the brontosaurus of the festival. The acid trippers would see us and freak the hell out. — Karina Halle

Chelsea are the team who can break the Arsenal and Manchester United monopoly. — Ron Atkinson

Does a bird stop flying just because someone tells it not to? It cannot stop, if that's what it was meant to do. — Jessica Verday

Women in pro-ams are always telling me about all the business deals they've struck on the golf course playing with their male work colleagues. — Paula Creamer