Disalvatore Chiropractic Quotes & Sayings

It's easier to break something than create it. — Marie Rutkoski

I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can't do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny. — Kurt Braunohler

Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.'
Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman. — Ellen DeGeneres

I don't like drugs. I think cocaine is a very bad, habit-forming bore. It's about the most boring drug ever invented. — Mick Jagger

The reactors in Japan are stable in the same way that a ticking time bomb is also stable. It wouldn't take much to light the fuse - a 6.6 earthquake, like what happened today in Japan, a pipe break, an over-pressurized containment vessel - anything could set it off, in which case we would have another Chernobyl, three times the magnitude of a Chernobyl accident. — Michio Kaku

Every man wishes to pursue his occupation and to enjoy the fruits of his labours and the produce of his property in peace and safety, and with the least possible expense. When these things are accomplished, all the objects for which government ought to be established are answered. — Thomas Jefferson

Anybody that ties you to a chair at gunpoint is a bad guy. Do I really need to explain this? — Susan Ee

idea of whacking the hippo. — Stuart Gibbs