Dirty Clarinet Quotes & Sayings

Hey, hot cheeks!" A hand smacked my ass and I shrieked. Spinning around, I glared at Dan Ottoman, a blond, pimply, clarinet player from band. He leered back at me and winked. "Never took you for a player, girl," he said, trying to ooze charm but reminding me of a dirty Kermit the Frog. "Come down to band sometime. I've got a flute you can play — Julie Kagawa

It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty. — Bette Greene

When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done. — Malcolm Forbes

I've always been, with acting, very hesitant to get myself into situations where I would be accused of nepotism. — Bryce Dallas Howard

Who hit you?"
"Clara."
"Clara!"
"She whaled me one in return for upsetting you. Well, at least, that was the main reason. — Kristin Cashore

Let's face it. My career is now professional vampire. — Cassandra Clare

I don't really dance. I don't drink or smoke. Being at parties is very awkward. — Alessia Cara

Separation is The Only Disease, It is The Cause - Everything Else is The Effect! — Ralph Smart