Dipshit Joe Quotes & Sayings

That the story of Atlantis - much beloved by psychics, UFO spotters, and conspiracy theorists - should have sprung from one of history's greatest minds struck me, to put it lightly, as a little odd. It was like hearing that — Mark Adams

The scientists split the atom; now the atom is splitting us. — Quentin Reynolds

Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind. — Matthew Prior

Don't educate people; touch them emotionally. Remember that people want to be scared or they want to be made happy or they want to be made sad. — Larry Winget

Women are always being asked when they're going to have children. It's a question they're asking even more often. — Caitlin Moran

There is no way I am masturbating with a gringo to something as vile and disgusting as worm-rape! — Vince Kramer