Dios Ayudame Quotes & Sayings

I am remarkably likeable. Few people have ever been as likeable as I am. There is, frankly, no end to my likeability. People gather together in public assemblies to discuss how much they like me. I have several awards, and a small medal from a small country in South America which pays tribute both to how much I am liked and my general all around wonderfulness. I don't have it on me, of course. I keep my medals in my sock drawer. — Neil Gaiman

An independent Brooklyn probably would have built a new stadium for the Dodgers, so today there might be not just baseball but also the only football team on this side of the Hudson. — Pete Hamill

I am offering you a real commitment - a place in my life forever. Even if our relationship ended, our tie to each other never would. Let me make you a vampire, Leila, and watch decades slide by like days while you're by my side. — Jeaniene Frost

Dance with a girl three times, and if you like the light of her eye and the tone of voice with which she, breathless, answers your little questions about horseflesh and music about affairs masculine and feminine, then take the leap in the dark. — Anthony Trollope

Not when everything inside me is so twisted it hurts to breathe — Katie McGarry

Oh, you adults. You'll never understand anything about anything. — Pierdomenico Baccalario

My life was sweeter than other people's and my death will be more terrible by the same degree. — Franz Kafka

If theft is advantageous to everyone who succeeds at it, and adultery is a good strategy, at least for males, for increasing presence in the gene pool, why do we feel they are wrong? Shouldn't the only morality that evolution produces be the kind Bill Clinton had - being sorry you got caught? — Robert J. Sawyer

Try to think where you want to put the ball, not where you don't want it to go. — Billy Casper

What makes me angry is the idea that people would be going to a movie because of what I said about it. It makes me feel, I don't know, arrogant, self-important, self-aggrandizing, whatever. Like I'm being used. — Todd Solondz

Poetry is a succession of questions which the poet constantly poses. — Vicente Aleixandre

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington

When, you know, when you're playing basketball, you have to have confidence in your moves if they're gonna work. — O'Shea Jackson Jr.

As with any relationship, the market favors those who give more value than they ask for. — Leslie Bradshaw

Typography is not only a technology but is in itself a natural resource or staple, like cotton or timber or radio; and, like any staple, it shapes not only private sense ratios but also
patterns of communal interdependence. — Marshall McLuhan