Dinner For Schmucks Funny Quotes & Sayings

Yes, in socialism the rich will be poorer - but the poor will also be poorer. People will lose interest in really working hard and creating jobs. — Thomas Peterffy

That's the gift that a mother can give, to make everyone feel like they are the special one. — Oprah Winfrey

I'm surprised you can believe in God, after meeting so many evil people."
"How could I not," Leo asks, "after meeting so many survivors — Jodi Picoult

You are responsibility of your life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Awareness has changed so that every act for children, every piece of legislation recognizes that children are part of families and that it is within families that children grow and thrive or don't. — Bernice Weissbourd

Come, agree, the law's costly. — Jonathan Swift

I think, for me anyway, music and film is where you can really transport yourself to another universe. — Teresa Palmer

THERE IS A JUST GOOD WHO PRESIDES OVER DESTINIES OF NATIONS AND WHO WILL RAISE UP FRIENDS TO FIGHT OUR VALUES FOR US. THE BATTLE SIR, IS NOT TO THE STRONG ALONE, IT IS TO THE VIGILANT, THE ACTIVE, THE BRAVE. IF WE WERE BASE ENOUGH TO DESIRE IT, THERE IS NO RETREAT BUT IN SUBMISSION AND SLAVERY. BESIDES SIR WE HAD NO ELECTION. — Patrick Henry

We're playing the Superbowl this year, we're opening up before the coins drop. — Peter Criss

I've been an amature inventor for a long time. — Billy Sheehan

I'm still bothered by the threat of nuclear war. — Alastair Reynolds

Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week's episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10. I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement. — Tina Fey