Dilbert Garbage Man Quotes & Sayings

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery. — Joan Rivers

I was a smart kid, but I hated school. — Eminem

The main goal is not to complicate the already difficult life of the consumer. — Raymond Loewy

Man, the feeling of the make is something that I can't put to words, it's the very best feeling in the world. I just chase that, it's a very real feeling and straight up, I am addicted to it. — Jeremy Jones

Lola and I both highly believed in the value of metaphorical gifts, so while everyone else saw a demonic-looking cat skeleton dripping wax on the packaging, Lola saw the message: Our friendship is like this feline shaped candle - burn away all the shit, and you and me are still solid underneath. Always. — Krystal Sutherland

One has never said better how much "humanism", "normality", "quality of life" were nothing but the vicissitudes of profitability. — Jean Baudrillard

Most of us spend all our working life dreaming of doing nothing, then when we end up doing nothing, we long for something. When we have neither longing, I think that is what they call living for the moment. — Robert Black

When shall I cease to regret you! - when learn to feel a home elsewhere! — Jane Austen

If everyone would look for that uniqueness then we would have a very colorful world. — Michael Schenker

Never trust a man who reads only one book. — Arturo Perez-Reverte

Do your children have so little faith that they assume that if they cannot see you then you are not with them? I think not," Niada softly scolded. — Christine Grey