Dilbert Comics Quotes & Sayings

I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I've always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It's my best explanation for our planet. — Simon Rich

When we eat plants, food takes on a different quality. We take from the earth food that is ready for us and does not fight against us as we take it. — Peter Singer

In a world shaped and colored more and more by politicians, the nations meet politically, and hardly any other way to settle their differences. — J.B. Priestley

There are some things that you can always bet on. One is that when Congress comes up with a new program it never works right over the long haul. Another is, when Congress goes to fix the mess it has made the mess only gets worse. — Lyn Nofziger

If all the world is a stage and life is just a play upon it, get me two seats in the stalls. — Robert Browning

Then there's education. Do you know what the unemployment rate is for engineers? It is nearly zero. Do you know how many engineers like their jobs? Most of them do, despite what you read in Dilbert comics. — Scott Adams

Sometimes I don't consider myself very good at life, so I hide in my profession. — Kurt Vonnegut

The world was fair, the mountains tall
In Elder Days before the fall ... — J.R.R. Tolkien

A complex system, contrary to what people believe, does not require complicated systems and regulations and intricate policies. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

No matter what you look like or think you look like, you're special and loved and perfect just the way you are. — Ariel Winter