Dilbert Comic Quotes & Sayings

My failed corporate career became the fodder for the 'Dilbert' comic. Once it became clear I would not be climbing any higher on the corporate ladder, it freed me to mock managers without worrying that it would stall my career. Most failures create some sort of unplanned freedom. I took full advantage of mine. — Scott Adams

Most of us wake up every day and make decision that will make us happy, and generally decisions that will make us happy right then in the moment or that day. We are not really on a truth quest. — Andy Stanley

Civilization is like air or water. Wherever there is a passage, be it only a fissure, it will penetrate and modify the conditions of a country. — Jules Verne

Hal and Richard show all the good will of Cain and Abel. — Sharon Kay Penman

Sinclair Lewis was asked one time to give a talk to class of students about writing. When he got there he asked the class, Do you people want to be writers?and they all said yes. Then Lewis said, Why the hell aren't you at home writing? — Tom T. Hall

So, my dear fellow, if I don't believe in God, I believe still less in man. — Honore De Balzac

did begin his shooting at — David Baldacci

Feelings change with time - or at least pain lessens with time; I know that from experience. — Amy Plum

And perhaps they too would one day be lost to history. — Susan Dennard

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening

Civil disobedience is a stimulation for the fighters and a challenge to the opponent, in the present instance, authority. — Mahatma Gandhi

I have no idea what I'm doing. What if I fail them all? — Kayti Nika Raet

the world, which cannot or will not discriminate between real devotion and the indiscretion of those who fancy themselves devout, grumbles and finds fault with devotion, which is really nowise concerned in these errors. No indeed, my child, the devotion which is true hinders nothing, but on the contrary it perfects everything; and that which runs counter to the rightful vocation of any one is, you may be sure, a spurious devotion. — Francis De Sales