Dilatory Plea Quotes & Sayings

Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual. — P. J. O'Rourke

the best way to ensure that a message gets communicated throughout an organization is to spread rumors about it. — Patrick Lencioni

I thought you were dead.
Stupid. As if I'd die without taking you with me. — Patricia Briggs

I am crushed by your poor opinion
But will endeavor to carry on. — Amanda Quick

I love to give. I've been a giver all my life. — Tyler Perry

A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours. — Ray Fitzgerald

Touring, and being in a band, it's almost like the other stuff, the other parts of life, get put on hold. — Florence Welch

Clothes that are too tight make you look bigger. If you've been trying to shed pounds, and it doesn't go, buy the next size up. I never care what size my clothes are. — Joanna Lumley

What if the way we perceive a problem is already part of the problem? — Slavoj Zizek

when their sarongs blew in the wind, he would avert his eyes for fear of what he might see if he looked up. — Anonymous

We give more economic aid to multinational corporations to increase their profits than we do to all the countries in the world combined. — Michael Hogan

If there are not too many value stocks that I can find, the market isn't all that cheap. — Walter Schloss

Death was an existential catastrophe, a rip in the soft upholstery with which humanity padded over a hard uncaring universe, but it turned out there were an amazing number of people whose job it was to deal with it for you, and all they asked in return were huge quantities of time and money. — Lev Grossman