Dijetetski Quotes & Sayings

From my earliest childhood I nourished and cherished the desire to make a creditable journey in a new country, and write such a respectable account of its natural history as should give me a niche amongst the scientific explorers of the globe I inhabit, and hand my name down as a useful contributor of original matter. — Joseph Dalton Hooker

Jesus, Martin, what the hell do I pay you for?"
"My good looks, the occasional blow job, and my constant supply of Jim Beam."
"You've never given me a blow job."
"True, but you've fantasized about it. — Adrienne Wilder

I have had hundreds of people work for me over the years, and I don't think I ever fired anybody. — Tom T. Hall

Maybe that's how I'll know I've found true love--when I find a man who will eat burnt biscuits and dry pork chops. — Sarah Loudin Thomas

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser

My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister's 'Little Mermaid' - themed birthday party when I was little. — Paul Dano

Don't we get into God's Word so it can get into us? So that it can interrupt us, change us, satisfy us? How sad to simply settle for learning facts about the Bible when it was meant for so much more — Lysa TerKeurst