Diestelkamp Contracting Quotes & Sayings

Definition of lecture: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
Definition of conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Definition of office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
"What people say about me behind my back is none of my business." — RuPaul

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read. — Frank Zappa

I like to save things. Not important things like whales or people or the environment. Silly things. Porcelain bells, the kind you get at souvenir shops. Cookie cutters you'll never use, because who needs a cookie in the shape of a foot? Ribbons for my hair. Love letters. Of all the things I save, I guess you could say my love letters are my most prized possession. — Jenny Han

I take it as a given that God's knowledge of the Cerebus storyline dwarfs my own as God's knowledge of everything dwarfs my own. — Dave Sim

I was determined to stay off the see-saw of crazy — Penny Reid

Affirmation literally means to validate or confirm. So when we think a thought over and over again, we are validating or confirming it as the truth. — Robert Anthony

I had a very mixed kind of childhood reading. I read the childhood classics like 'Robinson Crusoe,' 'Alice in Wonderland,' 'Chums Annual.' At the same time, I read an enormous number of American comics because Shanghai was an American zone of influence. — J.G. Ballard

What shitty band are you in? — Robert Pollard

University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business. — Kin Hubbard