Dierker Road Quotes & Sayings

I can't build a simple shelf. I have no idea how to change an oil filter on a car. I can't even stick a stamp on an envelope straight. And I'm always dialling the wrong number. But I have come up with a few original cocktails that people seem to like. — Haruki Murakami

I said to my parents that I don't even know if there should be an Israel. And they were just so upset and hurt. — Jill Soloway

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. — Bruce Jay Friedman

Every seed planted, will yield bountiful harvest. — Lailah Gifty Akita

This is what I would have done if I had to have a real job: I would have been a history teacher. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.' — Craig Kilborn