Didijim Quotes & Sayings

[T]he price you've paid is not the price of becoming human. It's not even the price of having the things you just mentioned. It's the price of enacting a story that casts mankind as the enemy of the world. — Daniel Quinn

Developers have the attention spans of slightly moronic woodland creatures. — Linus Torvalds

Nathan reached out to Hunter, Clasping the former assassin's hand in a firm shake. "I understand now," Nathan said. "I didn't know it would be possible to feel-" The massive warrior only nodded. No need for more words. — Lara Adrian

The 'Tickle Monster' story literally flew out of my mouth. — Josie Bissett

Politics are private. I don't understand people who try to convince you to join one party or another. — Carolina Herrera

There are matters in that book, said to be done by the express command of God, that are as shocking to humanity, and to every idea we have of moral justice, as any thing done by Robespierre, by Carrier, by Joseph le Bon, in France, by the English government in the East Indies, or by any other assassin in modern times. When we read in the books ascribed to Moses, Joshua, etc., that they (the Israelites) came by stealth upon whole nations of people, who, as the history itself shews, had given them no offence; that they put all those nations to the sword; that they spared neither age nor infancy; that they utterly destroyed men, women and children; that they left not a soul to breathe; expressions that are repeated over and over again in those books, and that too with exulting ferocity; are we sure these things are facts? are we sure that the Creator of man commissioned those things to be done? Are we sure that the books that tell us so were written by his authority? — Thomas Paine

Behind each number is a person, a victim, whose individual story is ghastly. — Alec Baldwin

Every woman thinks her man is the only exception and every second woman knows he is just the same..
#loyalty — Himmilicious

You have to talk through the bratwurst from now on. — David Wong

But I wish to point out that it is entirely wrong to say that the Chinese are not religious. — Hu Shih

I prefer to think of the audience as a single living organism with which I am sharing a singular, never-to-be-repeated experience. — Martha Plimpton

To me it appears that you have simply exchanged one controlling environment for another. I am worried that you are not free here at all. You have simply been given a greater cage in which to roam." My — Tillie Cole

The shows need youth. All of our comics are getting too famous to do the show regularly. The people who are regulars five years ago, a lot of them have moved on and can't do the show anymore. We can't really get Jim Gaffigan anymore, we can't get Nick Swardson anymore. — B. J. Porter

Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories? — Gail Parent