Dictionary Subject Funny Quotes & Sayings

I was always laughing in church. — Tom Waits

I have a baby that is 21 months old, and I watch Disney Junior with him. A lot of those shows are about pirates. Even the T-shirts and pajamas I buy for him have pirate themes like, 'Aye-aye, argh and mate.' But, I definitely grew up watching pirates. — Yasmine Al Masri

What kind of idiot bird sings in the middle of the night?... I wish it'd shut up and let me sleep! - Pirra — Michelle Paver

She knew that who you are is a stone set deep inside you. You can spend all your life trying to dig that stone out, or you can build around it. Your choice. Sitting there in bed, she thought about — Sarah Addison Allen

No one had taught us what freedom means. We'd only ever learned how to die for freedom. — Svetlana Alexievich

The heart is the best reflective thinker. — Wendell Phillips